Shitman Series
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When trouble strikes, when all hope seems lost, when you find yourself in the middle of a mess and blurt out "O SHIT!"โthatโs when he appears.
Shitman, rumored to be the most powerful being beyond the multiverse, possesses the true essence of SHIT. Yet he almost never uses his full power. Instead, he locks it away, choosing to help people using nothing more than the strength of a regular Shitizen. No flashy displays of omnipotence, no god-like interventions, just raw determination and an unshakable will to help others.
Legends whisper of his unmatched speed, something the multiverse calls shit-speed, which makes even light speed look like total crap. Itโs said that during a Mars mission, an astronaut tripped on a rock and let out an involuntary "O SHIT!" In that very instant, before the word was even fully spoken, Shitman was there. Scientists, armed with the most advanced cameras and timers, could detect no time difference between the call for help and his arrival. The only clue to his speed was his cloak, still floating, as if he had just traveled from the Shitverse to Mars in zero seconds.
Some believe Shitman can bend all known physical laws, defy logic, and even override philosophical theories. Time-travel is nothing more than a casual stroll for him, and creating new universes is as effortless as a daydream.
Shitman himself has locked away his own omnipotence. He deliberately erased his knowledge of his god-like abilities, choosing instead to experience life as a normal Shitizen. A sliver of his true power only awakens when someone in need shouts "O SHIT!"โbut even then, he never remembers how he used it. He simply helps and moves on, unaware of the boundless force he wields.